Here is my response to a funny quote activity brought to my attention by Pip of Meet Me At Mikes... I simply googled "Unfortunately Melissa" - and collated quotes that began with these words. Following are some of the unfortunate quotes that I pulled up.
- Unfortunately Melissa has nothing else to say.
- Unfortunately Melissa doesn't have time to look after her own pets because she is training every day.
- Unfortunately Melissa can't stop thinking of how bad Jerry looks naked.
- Unfortunately Melissa was blind-sided - but she’s better off not being with someone that doesn’t care for her the way she deserves.
- Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass.
- Unfortunately, Melissa or Molly will get hurt.
- Unfortunately, Melissa says her son’s attempts at crawling may just be to get away from his big brother!
- Unfortunately Melissa’s head would be the only thing I hit all day.
- Unfortunately Melissa didn't make it through to the final.
- Unfortunately Melissa remained scared.
- Unfortunately Melissa has missed something.
- Unfortunately Melissa didn't grow up with a paintbrush in her hand.
- Unfortunately Melissa couldn't keep all her food in her mouth and off her chin.
- Unfortunately Melissa is wearing yellow
- Unfortunately Melissa's words had little effect.
